I’ve been let out of my shell by state of the art machinery for you to use in whatever way you like.

I won’t break, I won’t roll, unless you put me on my side, and even then I’ll just “oomph” onto the floor

for you to pick me up, like it never happened. “What an egg!” you’ll say. Thanks, but I’m just a modest,

fresh, Free Range egg. Nothing supernatural, just natural. Ready to open, pour and cook, no cracking required.

Ready, Steady, Egg.